Nobody Will Ever Knit This. Ever.

This is from the January 2004 Sandra Knitting Magazine. I have several old Sandra issues. It's such an odd publication! There are often a few really nice pieces, some of which I have knit in the past. Then there are horrors like this two piece monstrosity. What the...?
The funniest part of the bad patterns is usually the badly translated description. This one reads:

From top to toe wrapped warmly: the figure-friendly ensemble, consisting of slender skirt and hip-long sweater is ideal for extended walks in nature.

Figure-friendly? And what nature, may I ask, is this ideal for?